Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
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