i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
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