Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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