weddingsv make me drug and hornr
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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