you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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