she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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