You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
I want to be your penis for a week.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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