I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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