normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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