Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
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