Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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