Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
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