the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
