At least make sure they are 18
Why
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
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