Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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