If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Just bummed a recreational vicodin off my friend's 40 year old boyfriend & am hoovering a breakfast sammy from costco. And I don't have a boyfriend because why?
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
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