I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
how does that bad decision feel?
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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