What a fucking waste of an outfit
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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