what if I'm pregnant?
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New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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