Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
My pussy is not your playground.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
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