North Korea, Best Korea!
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Cover your peen. We're going out.
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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