all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Randomize
