Listen the way I know if I'm drunk is if I have stage fright in the pisser if I do then I'm not drunk! And I definitely still do right now!
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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