I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I have surprise drugs for everyone
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
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