Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
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