ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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