Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
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