is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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