the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
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