glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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