We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I have already put on my inside pants.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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