Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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