you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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