he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
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