I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
I want to be your penis for a week.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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