oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
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