I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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