Non-Jews are for practice
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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