we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
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