I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
We are two peas in an std pod
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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