Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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