are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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