i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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