But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
My breasts were aching with rage.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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