why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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