Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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