Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
The uberlube is also flammable
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
Randomize
