am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
COCAINE IS GR8
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
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