similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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