I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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