I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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