You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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