It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
if i died would you start the facebook group?
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
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