I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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