You really coming over, don't trick.
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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